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Husband Down 
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Woolworths
The husband picks up a case of Fosters beer and puts it in their trolley. 
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 
'They're on sale, only $20 for 24 cans he replies. 
'Put them back, we can't afford them'  demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

 


A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. 
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Fosters and it's half the price.' 
He never knew what hit him.

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MAMA'S BIBLE

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers.

One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved
to Florida.

The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "And I had a large theater built in the house."

The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this
preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute
$50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it  Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration Mama sent out her "Thank You" notes.

She wrote: Milton , the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing,
and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious Thank you so much."

Love, Mama

 

 

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WHEN THE GUY STOPS RUNNING, 
PLACE THE CURSOR ABOUT 1 INCH ABOVE HIS HEAD. 

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html

 

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Check out this video.
http://showyou.com/v/y:TtZ7flJTBvw?u=mickadams

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This is just so wrong. A beautiful replica of the Endeavour docked beside a pirate ship...

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Seriously, securing wifi networks is going to stop cyber crime?!?!? 

Yeh, that's top shelf thinking and Good use of police resources right there...

Live in Queensland with unsecured WiFi? The Police could be knocking on your door!
http://www.techau.tv/blog/live-in-queensland-with-unsecured-wifi-the-police-could-be-knocking-on-your-door/

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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.

So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"

Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."

 I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest,
that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.

For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."


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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".

Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.  But where's my husband?"

That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."

Finally, she looked up at Tim.. "How did it happen, Tim?"

It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat Of Guinness Stout and drowned."

Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth, Tim.  Did he at least go quickly?"

Well, Brenda... no. In fact,  he got out three times to pee."


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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O' Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.

He says, " So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news . My husband passed away last night."

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'
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AND THE BEST FOR L AST
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"  

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